i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
