kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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