Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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