How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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