if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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