No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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