I need help removing her.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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