I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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