So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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