operation have a gay friend backfired
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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