i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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