It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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