i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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