so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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