There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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