i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's shark week go big or go home
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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