I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
