this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
