I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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