i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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