The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And then he peed in my hair
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