have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She announced her abortion via fbk
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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