South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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