I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The ass gains better be worth it
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