The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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