I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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