I have demons in me.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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