Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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