Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
