I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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