i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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