Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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