Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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