CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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