My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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