You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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