what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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