Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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