its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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