why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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