Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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