He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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