i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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