Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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