The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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