she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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