You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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