Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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