My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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