i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
last night I used snow as a chaser
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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