Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
