I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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