Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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